If You Fall I Will Cashew T-Shirt — Funny Pun Tee for Nut Lovers

from $31.99
This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings cozy, worn-in character to everyday wear. Soft heavyweight cotton and the post-construction dye give the fabric a lived-in hand and muted, vintage-rich color. The front graphic — playful hand-lettering that reads “If you fall you cashew” with scattered cashew illustrations — adds a cheeky, food-lovers’ twist that feels personal and lighthearted. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans for a casual, offbeat look that sparks smiles and conversation. The roomy cut and sturdy construction make this shirt a go-to for long days out, casual meetups, or low-key gatherings where comfort and personality matter.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and reduced waste
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings cozy, worn-in character to everyday wear. Soft heavyweight cotton and the post-construction dye give the fabric a lived-in hand and muted, vintage-rich color. The front graphic — playful hand-lettering that reads “If you fall you cashew” with scattered cashew illustrations — adds a cheeky, food-lovers’ twist that feels personal and lighthearted. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans for a casual, offbeat look that sparks smiles and conversation. The roomy cut and sturdy construction make this shirt a go-to for long days out, casual meetups, or low-key gatherings where comfort and personality matter.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and reduced waste
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean